It was an old neglected looking house. I tried all the rooms, they weren't in such bad condition. Then I arrived at one room which was locked. Of course I had to force it open. Inside were wall to wall bookshelves heaving with books. In among the encyclopaedias I found these handwritten stories by some deranged fool. I hope you have fun reading them.
The skinny pig whose name happened to be Rasher, was outside beating five year old dust out of a persian rug. You could only see him now and again when he took a break to let the dust settle. The fat pig trotted out to him balancing his folds of flesh... read more
The last time we caught up with Mrs. Spencer she was in a heap of trouble. Her lawyers were very good so she got away with robbing the piggy bank and blowing up the goat's garage. Now out of jail she decided to clean up her act and be a law abiding” said... read more
Oh, they can feel alright. I read somewhere that some plants produce a mild toxin when humans touch them. It's rubbish defence system because it's pretty harmless but the tannin in tea leaves is an example. said Ms. Fox in an effort to get science on her... read more
Once upon a time there was a family that lived on the edge of a forest and on the edge of society. The household was made up of a stout mother a short father and three bad looking daughters. They were Sad Sue, Stubborn Stella and Silly Sally... read more
