Two pigs and a rat (2)
The next month passed quite quickly with the fat pig doing toning exercises and eating much less, while the rat coached him and tried to control his eating habits, which were way out of control. Rasher kept on working while the rat and the fat pig fed him the kind of shite people usually give to children as treats. Despite all this, Rasher wasn´t getting any fatter.
The fat pig just couldn´t understand it.
“He´s finished off more than two thirds of my chocolate stash and star bar rations. At this rate I´ll go cold turkey.” whimpered the flabby pig.
“Ara pity about you.” scowled the rat. “No wonder he´s losing weight, we´ll have to cut back on his chores.”
“We can hire a maid.” said the bloated pig.
“And who will pay for him or her.” said the rat. “Remember we need the money for your plastic surgery and all that jazz.”
“Fair enough so.” sighed the fat pig. “Let him slave away all day and at night we´ll feed him until he´s stuffed. I´ve just seen a documentary about a type of fast food diet that could kill you but it is guaranteed to pile on the pounds.”
“Ok so, we´ll lock him in the shed.” replied the rat.
The next month was a nightmare for Rasher. He worked hard all day and at night when all he really wanted to do was sleep they force fed him and the rat would bite him if he refused. Now I don´t care how hard you think you are, you would eat like a pig if a rat was biting the arse off you too. So Rasher became a very plump, bloated and constipated pig due to his extremely unhealthy lifestyle.
(to be continued..)