Arnold (8)
If you believe Arnold really exists read on.
If you think this is just a story read Arnold (9) and skip this bit.
Can you do exactly that or are you going to read both?
Well lets continue the story.
So Arnold was in a right pickle but luckily for him the missionaries had established some sort of thing called law which previously to their visit wasn´t needed at all. This meant that Arnold could have a fair trial.
Unfortunately for Arnold the judge and jury was quite religious as it was made up of the locals with their own religion and the missionaries w¡ith theirs and when Arnold´s defence said they couldn´t even bring Arnold to court as he was a fictional creature the rest of the people in the courtroom argued that if we thought god was a fictional creature like Arnold the world would be in a right old mess. Arnold´s lawyer said the world could be in a right old mess with or without a god depending on whether the dominant species i.e. humans decided to take responsibility for their actions. He also said it might be a good idea to stop using god as a scapegoat and mature a bit.
He was thrown out of court and Arnold was hanged.
Little Tommy is now a social recluse.
The end.