Mrs. Spencer and the goat (2)
Mrs. Spencer was horrified with this offer and felt a wee bit blackmailed.
“What I wanted was a fancy four wheel drive!” she roared.
“No problem, take them all out for a spin and we´ll throw in a set of keys - free!” answered the goat.
“Free with what?” replied a red in the face Mrs. Spencer.
The goat shrugged his furry shoulders and threw his eyes up to the garage roof. They bounced off the ceiling and fell into his outstretched hoof. He popped them into his pocket and replaced them with better looking ones.
“I´m sure you will change your mind about buying a four wheel drive after you have tried out these babies.” said the goat, gleefully rubbing his hind hooves together.
“Sounds like a rip off to me .” said the big woman as she bounded off huffing and puffing to try out the new vehicle.