Mrs. Spencer goes shopping
The last time we caught up with Mrs. Spencer she was in a heap of trouble. Her lawyers were very good so she got away with robbing the piggy bank and blowing up the goat´s garage. Now out of jail she decided to clean up her act and be a law abiding citizen. That said however, she had no plans whatsoever to return the money stolen from the piggy bank. Oh she was a scourge alright.
When she arrived home the first thing she did was put the kettle on and make a nice cup of tea for herself. She scrambled through the cupboards – no tea bags. Actually there wasn´t much of anything.
In the cupboards she found five grains of rice, four grains of sugar, three grains of salt and two moles and a frog. She said hello to the moles and the frog and shut the cupboards. She opened the fridge. In the fridge there were five rotten eggs, four slices of what looked like blue cheese but had been cheddar at one time. Three drops of milk, two leaves of spinach and one ice cube.
“I wonder what I´d get if I put all these ingredients together,” she said aloud.
“A right mess and a pain in your belly,” said one of the moles who was peeping out of a cupboard.
“Your right, well there´s only one thing for it, I´ll just have to go to the supermarket,” said Mrs. Spencer.
“Can I go too?” asked the mole. “Alright, you can,” said Mrs. Spencer, “but won´t your brother miss you?”
“He´ll be o.k. he´s got the frog,” said the excited mole as he hopped into Mrs. Spencer´s carpet bag.
A terrible storm blew up when they arrived at the supermarket. Mrs. Spencer ran through the automatic doors. Unfortunately that is exactly what she did. Due to the storm the automatic doors failed to open and she ran bonnet first through the glass. Some people ran over to see if she was alright. Luckily she was built like a tank and she had the strength of one so she was fine. The little mole was alright too as he was well tucked away in the carpet bag.