Cowland(5)
Lily had always been a bright spark and a bright spark among dumb cows is easy to spot.
“What the red rashers is she planning now,” sighed Gillespie.
She was forever up to no good. Last year she burnt down all the butcher shops in town and forced all the butchers to go vegetarian or she would mince them all up in their own vices. Oh she could be vicious all right and her pyromaniac tendencies were getting out of hand. Luckily she had never actually harmed anyone. Gillespie wonders where she is off to now.
Just as the farmer, the pig and the dog head back to the house to drink tea and contemplate a life less dairy farming, Lily and all the cattle involved are docking in a quiet area off the coast of India. Once inland they meet up with the local skinny cows. To their delight all the stories they heard about India are true. Cow heaven is indeed on earth.