Ernest Elf (4)
He started by googling the statement, “best ways to get rid of annoying people.” There was more written about how to get rid of annoying insects and how to be annoying yourself. “No wonder there are people like this,” he said “ I had no idea how acceptable it is for people to annoy each other, maybe I should simply just start annoying her!”
So the following morning he was up at the crack of dawn singing country and western melodies to the old crone. He also brought her breakfast in bed. She loved it. Obviously he needed some training in being annoying. He chatted to her constantly, badmouthing the neighbours and even the people she regarded as friends. She beamed with delight. Things were not working out. He put on the most violent movies he could find in the evening especially those with Steven Segal and he talked the whole way through it saying what was going to happen next and how each film would end. She couldn´t get enough and even started copying some karate maneuvers on him. When she was settling in for the night he stayed up constantly nattering and singing. Eventually. Worn out from the talk he said goodnight to her. She just smiled and said, “what a fantastic day!”
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